Two Pints of Lager & A Packet of Crisps

Director(s)Gareth Carrivick
Production year2001
Genre(s)Comedy
Approx. running minutes29m
CastWill Mellor, Natalie Casey, Sheridan Smith, Ralf Little

Two Pints of Lager & A Packet of Crisps

strong sex references
Classified Date:
08/09/2025
Use:
Physical Media + VOD/Streaming

TWO PINTS OF LAGER & A PACKET OF CRISPS is a comedy series; in this episode, Jonny develops a crush on Louise and Gaz convinces Donna to clean his apartment.

sex
Sex references are frequent and include those to pornography, masturbation and other sexual acts.
additional issues
Male characters make sexist remarks about women. There is also use of the discriminatory term 'dwarf'. Bad language includes 'wank', 'bitch', 'slut', 'shag', 'shit', 'piss', 'tits', 'crap' and 'God'.
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strong sex references
Classified Date:
08/09/2025
Use:
Physical Media + VOD/Streaming

TWO PINTS OF LAGER & A PACKET OF CRISPS is a comedy series; in this episode, Jonny wins £1000 on a scratch card and Janet hopes he will buy her an engagement ring.

sex
There are frequent sex references and innuendo, including those to sex work, sex dolls, cunnilingus and threesomes.
additional issues
There are comic references to buying and selling drugs. Bad language includes 'slag', 'tits', 'bollocks', 'shit', 'piss', 'bloody', 'bugger', 'frigging', 'Jesus', 'God' and 'Christ'. There is an undetailed joke referencing a paedophile, as well as a brief reference to sexism.
strong sex references
Classified Date:
08/09/2025
Use:
Physical Media + VOD/Streaming

TWO PINTS OF LAGER & A PACKET OF CRISPS is a comedy series; in this episode, Johnny feigns illness to avoid a job interview, while Janet finds herself attracted to her ex-boyfriend.

sex
There are frequent comic sex references and innuendo throughout, including those relating to male genitals, sexually transmitted infections and sexual acts.
additional issues
Scenes of discrimination include racial stereotyping, sexist behaviour and the use of the term 'gay' as an insult, although discrimination is not endorsed by the episode as a whole. Scenes of moderate rude humour occur, including jokes about poo, menstrual periods and genitals. A man places a hand on his female friend’s breast after commenting on them; this is brief and presented negatively. A person is punched in the face and comic verbal references are made to violence. There is a brief and undetailed verbal reference to murder-suicide. Moderate bad language ('bitch, 'knob', 'twat', 'slut') occurs, as well as milder terms such as 'piss', 'bastard', 'frigging', 'bollocks', 'tits', 'shit', 'God' and 'damn'.
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strong sex references
Classified Date:
08/09/2025
Use:
Physical Media + VOD/Streaming

TWO PINTS OF LAGER & A PACKET OF CRISPS is a British comedy series; in this episode, Janet and Jonny prepare for their wedding, and Gaz tries to avoid Munch.

sex
There are frequent comic sex references and innuendo throughout, including those to BDSM, oral sex, anal sex, adultery and sex toys. A couple are implied to be having sexual intercourse. A character performs a sexualised dance.
additional issues
There are occasional mocking comments about crossdressing, though these are ultimately condemned. There are passing references to heroin addiction and marijuana misuse. A person mistakenly thinks a relative has taken their own life. Bad language includes 'arse', 'turd', 'shit', 'sod', 'God', 'Jesus', 'Christ' and 'hell'. One character briefly slaps another.
Please note: each rating can only be used for the distribution method listed in the Use column. For more information on each Use click here.
strong sex references
Classified Date:
08/09/2025
Use:
Physical Media + VOD/Streaming

TWO PINTS OF LAGER & A PACKET OF CRISPS is a comedy series; in this episode Jonny starts dating someone new and Donna applies for university.

sex
A man simulates an erection with a wooden spoon. A woman's buttocks are spanked with a book while she is fully clothed. There are references to ejaculation, masturbation, threesomes and using food during sexual activity. It is implied that a man walks in on a couple having sex in a bush.
additional issues
Bad language includes 'twat', 'dick', 'slut', 'crap', 'shit', 'sod', 'ass', 'tart' and 'God'. There is humour relating to urine. Characters are seen smoking cigarettes and drinking alcohol.
strong sex references
Classified Date:
08/09/2025
Use:
Physical Media + VOD/Streaming

TWO PINTS OF LAGER & A PACKET OF CRISPS is a British comedy series; in this episode, Donna goes for brunch with her tutor, and Janet tries to add some excitement into her and Jonny's relationship.

sex
There are frequent comic sexual innuendos throughout. References are made to sexual intercourse, oral sex, anal sex, sex work, pornography and role-play. There are frequent remarks concerning a man's erectile dysfunction.
additional issues
A woman is pressured for sex by her teacher, though this is quickly condemned. There is a brief passing reference to paedophilia. A man is threatened by armed police before being shot, with no bloody detail. There is infrequent strong language ('f**k') as well as milder terms including 'bitch', 'twat', 'cock', 'piss', 'shit', 'Jesus' and 'Christ'.
Please note: each rating can only be used for the distribution method listed in the Use column. For more information on each Use click here.
moderate sex references, language
Classified Date:
08/09/2025
Use:
Physical Media + VOD/Streaming

TWO PINTS OF LAGER & A PACKET OF CRISPS is a comedy series; in this episode, Janet tries to help Jonny get over his fear of going outside.

language
Moderate bad language ('whore', 'twat', 'shag') features as well as milder terms including 'bloody', 'balls', 'shit', 'piss', 'bugger', 'bollocks', 'God' and 'Christ'.
sex
Some scenes contain brief implied sex. There are references to sex work, pornography and feeling 'turned on', as well as sexual innuendo.
additional issues
A man is shot by police, but this is not fatal. There are references to mental health and a person is said to be suffering with agoraphobia following a traumatic incident.
strong sex references
Classified Date:
08/09/2025
Use:
Physical Media + VOD/Streaming

TWO PINTS OF LAGER & A PACKET OF CRISPS is a British comedy series; in this episode, Gaz throws a stag night for Jonny, and Janet attempts to reconcile with Donna.

sex
There are comic sex references and innuendos throughout, including those to adultery, sexual intercourse and oral sex. A man compares a stripper to a sex worker.
additional issues
There are passing references to drug misuse; someone suggests taking pills at a party. Moderate bad language ('bitch', 'twat', 'shag') is used as well as milder terms including 'bastard', 'bloody', 'crap', 'shit' and 'Jesus'. There is brief male buttock nudity. A passing reference is made about a famous person convicted of child sex abuse.
strong sex references
Classified Date:
08/09/2025
Use:
Physical Media + VOD/Streaming

TWO PINTS OF LAGER & A PACKET OF CRISPS is a comedy series; in this episode, Gaz tries to win Donna back with an unusual weight loss routine.

sex
In a prolonged comic scene, a man masturbates below frame and there is brief sight of his semen in the aftermath. There are references to sex and pornography.
additional issues
The episodes features body shaming, homophobic remarks and mental health discrimination. A group of teenage girls engage in underage drinking and smoking; this is not promoted by the episode as a whole. Bad language includes 'shag', 'bitch', 'knob', 'twat', 'wanker', 'shit', 'bloody', 'bastard', 'bollocks', 'God' and 'hell'.
strong sex references
Classified Date:
08/09/2025
Use:
Physical Media + VOD/Streaming

TWO PINTS OF LAGER AND A PACKET OF CRISPS is a British comedy series; in this episode, Jonny gets jealous while Janet dotes over their new son.

sex
There are comic sex references and innuendoes throughout. A person accidently walks in on implied sex with audible verbal detail. One character dresses as a baby while trying to initiate sex and rubs his crotch in a sexual manner. There are verbal references to condoms, adultery and fetishes.
additional issues
Moderate bad language ('bitch', 'twat') is used as well as milder terms including 'bollocks', 'bugger', 'bloody', 'bastard', 'piss', 'arse', 'Jesus', 'Christ', 'God' and 'hell'. Rude humour includes references to genitalia and vomit. There are degrading comments made about people with speech impediments and neurodegenerative disorders. There are occasional references to violence; one character tackles another, and a person is hit by a car.
strong sex references
Classified Date:
08/09/2025
Use:
Physical Media + VOD/Streaming

TWO PINTS OF LAGER & A PACKET OF CRISPS is a comedy series; in this episode, Jonny applies for his dream job, while Gaz and Donna's dream house has a major drawback

sex
A woman thrusts on a man's lap while fully clothed. There are references to pornography, semen, masturbation and other sexual acts, as well as penis size. There are posters of scantily clad women in sexualised poses.
additional issues
Bad language includes 'shag', 'slut', 'bastard', 'crap', 'bloody', 'shit', 'frigging', 'tits', 'turd', 'bollocks', 'God', 'Jesus', 'Christ' and 'hell'. Rude humour includes references to urine and faeces, as well as a comic use of the term 'paedophile'. A woman suffers from postnatal depression.
strong sex references
Classified Date:
08/09/2025
Use:
Physical Media + VOD/Streaming

TWO PINTS OF LAGER & A PACKET OF CRISPS is a British comedy series; in this episode, Gaz tries to overcome his fear of sheep and Janet gets a new job.

sex
There are strong sex references, such as a crude mention to oral sex. A man reads a fetish pornographic magazine which features breast nudity on the cover.
additional issues
Infrequent strong language ('f**k') is accompanied by milder terms such as 'bitch', 'twat', 'knob', 'bollocks', 'tits', 'piss' and 'bugger'. A man references that he stared at a woman's breasts throughout a job interview. There is moderate rude humour throughout and brief comic buttock nudity. In a flashback, a person is hit by a car and a woman is repeatedly called 'mental'.
Please note: each rating can only be used for the distribution method listed in the Use column. For more information on each Use click here.
strong sex references
Classified Date:
08/09/2025
Use:
Physical Media + VOD/Streaming

TWO PINTS OF LAGER & A PACKET OF CRISPS is a British comedy series; in this episode, Janet has big ideas about running the pub.

sex
References are made to sex work, ejaculate, orgasms and oral sex, amongst other topics.
additional issues
Some comic remarks allude obliquely to child sexual abuse. A man does a discriminatory impression. There is use of implied strong language ('mofo'). Moderate bad language ('bitch', 'whore', 'cock', 'dick') is also used, as are milder terms such as 'bloody', 'bollocks', 'shit', 'crap', 'ass', 'piss', 'hell', 'damn' and 'God'. A person drops an object, which is implied to accidentally kill an animal off-screen as a result. A man struggles with his inability to conceive a child, and is ridiculed by a friend because of this; however, there are reassurances.
Please note: each rating can only be used for the distribution method listed in the Use column. For more information on each Use click here.
strong sex references, sexual violence references
Classified Date:
08/09/2025
Use:
Physical Media + VOD/Streaming

TWO PINTS OF LAGER & A PACKET OF CRISPS is a comedy series; in this episode, Janet tries to find a quick way to recover from her grief.

sex
There are frequent comic visual and verbal sex references and innuendo throughout, including those relating to sex toys, ejaculation and erections.
sexual violence and sexual threat
A woman briefly recalls attempting to trick her husband into impregnating her. Verbal references are made to a 16-year-old boy impregnating a woman; however, the woman's behaviour is challenged and condemned by the episode as a whole.
additional issues
Moderate bad language ('bitch, 'cock', 'twat', 'slag') occurs, as well as milder terms such as 'arse', 'bastard', 'bollocks', 'tits', 'shit', 'Jesus', 'God' and 'damn'. There are upsetting scenes in which people mourn the death of a loved one. The theme of bereavement is handled with sensitivity and humour. People make discriminatory remarks relating to weight stigma and homophobia, although discrimination is not endorsed by the episode as a whole. A man is comically kicked between his legs and verbal references are made to violence.
strong sex references
Classified Date:
08/09/2025
Use:
Physical Media + VOD/Streaming

TWO PINTS OF LAGER & A PACKET OF CRISPS is a British comedy series; in this episode, Gaz and Donna tie the knot.

sex
There are references to pornography, anal sex and sex toys, amongst other sexual topics.
additional issues
It is revealed that a man has filmed himself having sex with his wife, without her consent; however, this behaviour is implicitly criticised. A man uses the term 'gaylord' as an insult. Moderate bad language ('bitch', 'skank', 'slag', 'cock') is used, as are milder terms such as 'shit', 'tits', 'arse' and 'God'. A man is involved in a car crash, though the context is comic. People discuss their experiences with bereavement, and support each other.
Please note: each rating can only be used for the distribution method listed in the Use column. For more information on each Use click here.
Classified date08/09/2025
LanguageEnglish
sex
Sex references are frequent and include those to pornography, masturbation and other sexual acts.
additional issues
Male characters make sexist remarks about women. There is also use of the discriminatory term 'dwarf'. Bad language includes 'wank', 'bitch', 'slut', 'shag', 'shit', 'piss', 'tits', 'crap' and 'God'.
strong sex references
Classified Date:
08/09/2025
Use:
Physical Media + VOD/Streaming
sex
Sex references are frequent and include those to pornography, masturbation and other sexual acts.
additional issues
Male characters make sexist remarks about women. There is also use of the discriminatory term 'dwarf'. Bad language includes 'wank', 'bitch', 'slut', 'shag', 'shit', 'piss', 'tits', 'crap' and 'God'.
strong sex references
Classified Date:
08/09/2025
Use:
Physical Media + VOD/Streaming
sex
There are frequent comic sex references and innuendo throughout, including those relating to male genitals, sexually transmitted infections and sexual acts.
additional issues
Scenes of discrimination include racial stereotyping, sexist behaviour and the use of the term 'gay' as an insult, although discrimination is not endorsed by the episode as a whole. Scenes of moderate rude humour occur, including jokes about poo, menstrual periods and genitals. A man places a hand on his female friend’s breast after commenting on them; this is brief and presented negatively. A person is punched in the face and comic verbal references are made to violence. There is a brief and undetailed verbal reference to murder-suicide. Moderate bad language ('bitch, 'knob', 'twat', 'slut') occurs, as well as milder terms such as 'piss', 'bastard', 'frigging', 'bollocks', 'tits', 'shit', 'God' and 'damn'.
strong sex references
Classified Date:
08/09/2025
Use:
Physical Media + VOD/Streaming
sex
There are frequent sex references and innuendo, including those to sex work, sex dolls, cunnilingus and threesomes.
additional issues
There are comic references to buying and selling drugs. Bad language includes 'slag', 'tits', 'bollocks', 'shit', 'piss', 'bloody', 'bugger', 'frigging', 'Jesus', 'God' and 'Christ'. There is an undetailed joke referencing a paedophile, as well as a brief reference to sexism.
strong sex references
Classified Date:
08/09/2025
Use:
Physical Media + VOD/Streaming
sex
There are frequent comic sex references and innuendo throughout, including those to BDSM, oral sex, anal sex, adultery and sex toys. A couple are implied to be having sexual intercourse. A character performs a sexualised dance.
additional issues
There are occasional mocking comments about crossdressing, though these are ultimately condemned. There are passing references to heroin addiction and marijuana misuse. A person mistakenly thinks a relative has taken their own life. Bad language includes 'arse', 'turd', 'shit', 'sod', 'God', 'Jesus', 'Christ' and 'hell'. One character briefly slaps another.
strong sex references
Classified Date:
08/09/2025
Use:
Physical Media + VOD/Streaming
sex
There are frequent comic sexual innuendos throughout. References are made to sexual intercourse, oral sex, anal sex, sex work, pornography and role-play. There are frequent remarks concerning a man's erectile dysfunction.
additional issues
A woman is pressured for sex by her teacher, though this is quickly condemned. There is a brief passing reference to paedophilia. A man is threatened by armed police before being shot, with no bloody detail. There is infrequent strong language ('f**k') as well as milder terms including 'bitch', 'twat', 'cock', 'piss', 'shit', 'Jesus' and 'Christ'.
strong sex references
Classified Date:
08/09/2025
Use:
Physical Media + VOD/Streaming
sex
A man simulates an erection with a wooden spoon. A woman's buttocks are spanked with a book while she is fully clothed. There are references to ejaculation, masturbation, threesomes and using food during sexual activity. It is implied that a man walks in on a couple having sex in a bush.
additional issues
Bad language includes 'twat', 'dick', 'slut', 'crap', 'shit', 'sod', 'ass', 'tart' and 'God'. There is humour relating to urine. Characters are seen smoking cigarettes and drinking alcohol.
strong sex references
Classified Date:
08/09/2025
Use:
Physical Media + VOD/Streaming
sex
There are strong sex references, such as a crude mention to oral sex. A man reads a fetish pornographic magazine which features breast nudity on the cover.
additional issues
Infrequent strong language ('f**k') is accompanied by milder terms such as 'bitch', 'twat', 'knob', 'bollocks', 'tits', 'piss' and 'bugger'. A man references that he stared at a woman's breasts throughout a job interview. There is moderate rude humour throughout and brief comic buttock nudity. In a flashback, a person is hit by a car and a woman is repeatedly called 'mental'.
strong sex references
Classified Date:
08/09/2025
Use:
Physical Media + VOD/Streaming
sex
A woman thrusts on a man's lap while fully clothed. There are references to pornography, semen, masturbation and other sexual acts, as well as penis size. There are posters of scantily clad women in sexualised poses.
additional issues
Bad language includes 'shag', 'slut', 'bastard', 'crap', 'bloody', 'shit', 'frigging', 'tits', 'turd', 'bollocks', 'God', 'Jesus', 'Christ' and 'hell'. Rude humour includes references to urine and faeces, as well as a comic use of the term 'paedophile'. A woman suffers from postnatal depression.
strong sex references
Classified Date:
08/09/2025
Use:
Physical Media + VOD/Streaming
sex
There are comic sex references and innuendoes throughout. A person accidently walks in on implied sex with audible verbal detail. One character dresses as a baby while trying to initiate sex and rubs his crotch in a sexual manner. There are verbal references to condoms, adultery and fetishes.
additional issues
Moderate bad language ('bitch', 'twat') is used as well as milder terms including 'bollocks', 'bugger', 'bloody', 'bastard', 'piss', 'arse', 'Jesus', 'Christ', 'God' and 'hell'. Rude humour includes references to genitalia and vomit. There are degrading comments made about people with speech impediments and neurodegenerative disorders. There are occasional references to violence; one character tackles another, and a person is hit by a car.
strong sex references
Classified Date:
08/09/2025
Use:
Physical Media + VOD/Streaming
sex
In a prolonged comic scene, a man masturbates below frame and there is brief sight of his semen in the aftermath. There are references to sex and pornography.
additional issues
The episodes features body shaming, homophobic remarks and mental health discrimination. A group of teenage girls engage in underage drinking and smoking; this is not promoted by the episode as a whole. Bad language includes 'shag', 'bitch', 'knob', 'twat', 'wanker', 'shit', 'bloody', 'bastard', 'bollocks', 'God' and 'hell'.
strong sex references
Classified Date:
08/09/2025
Use:
Physical Media + VOD/Streaming
sex
There are comic sex references and innuendos throughout, including those to adultery, sexual intercourse and oral sex. A man compares a stripper to a sex worker.
additional issues
There are passing references to drug misuse; someone suggests taking pills at a party. Moderate bad language ('bitch', 'twat', 'shag') is used as well as milder terms including 'bastard', 'bloody', 'crap', 'shit' and 'Jesus'. There is brief male buttock nudity. A passing reference is made about a famous person convicted of child sex abuse.
moderate sex references, language
Classified Date:
08/09/2025
Use:
Physical Media + VOD/Streaming
language
Moderate bad language ('whore', 'twat', 'shag') features as well as milder terms including 'bloody', 'balls', 'shit', 'piss', 'bugger', 'bollocks', 'God' and 'Christ'.
sex
Some scenes contain brief implied sex. There are references to sex work, pornography and feeling 'turned on', as well as sexual innuendo.
additional issues
A man is shot by police, but this is not fatal. There are references to mental health and a person is said to be suffering with agoraphobia following a traumatic incident.
strong sex references
Classified Date:
08/09/2025
Use:
Physical Media + VOD/Streaming
sex
References are made to sex work, ejaculate, orgasms and oral sex, amongst other topics.
additional issues
Some comic remarks allude obliquely to child sexual abuse. A man does a discriminatory impression. There is use of implied strong language ('mofo'). Moderate bad language ('bitch', 'whore', 'cock', 'dick') is also used, as are milder terms such as 'bloody', 'bollocks', 'shit', 'crap', 'ass', 'piss', 'hell', 'damn' and 'God'. A person drops an object, which is implied to accidentally kill an animal off-screen as a result. A man struggles with his inability to conceive a child, and is ridiculed by a friend because of this; however, there are reassurances.
strong sex references
Classified Date:
08/09/2025
Use:
Physical Media + VOD/Streaming
sex
There are references to pornography, anal sex and sex toys, amongst other sexual topics.
additional issues
It is revealed that a man has filmed himself having sex with his wife, without her consent; however, this behaviour is implicitly criticised. A man uses the term 'gaylord' as an insult. Moderate bad language ('bitch', 'skank', 'slag', 'cock') is used, as are milder terms such as 'shit', 'tits', 'arse' and 'God'. A man is involved in a car crash, though the context is comic. People discuss their experiences with bereavement, and support each other.
strong sex references, sexual violence references
Classified Date:
08/09/2025
Use:
Physical Media + VOD/Streaming
sex
There are frequent comic visual and verbal sex references and innuendo throughout, including those relating to sex toys, ejaculation and erections.
sexual violence and sexual threat
A woman briefly recalls attempting to trick her husband into impregnating her. Verbal references are made to a 16-year-old boy impregnating a woman; however, the woman's behaviour is challenged and condemned by the episode as a whole.
additional issues
Moderate bad language ('bitch, 'cock', 'twat', 'slag') occurs, as well as milder terms such as 'arse', 'bastard', 'bollocks', 'tits', 'shit', 'Jesus', 'God' and 'damn'. There are upsetting scenes in which people mourn the death of a loved one. The theme of bereavement is handled with sensitivity and humour. People make discriminatory remarks relating to weight stigma and homophobia, although discrimination is not endorsed by the episode as a whole. A man is comically kicked between his legs and verbal references are made to violence.
Director(s)Gareth Carrivick
Production year2001
Genre(s)Comedy
Approx. running minutes29m
CastWill Mellor, Natalie Casey, Sheridan Smith, Ralf Little
Classified date08/09/2025
LanguageEnglish