Ted
Director(s) Seth MacFarlane
Production year2024
Genre(s)Comedy
Approx. running minutes38m
CastSeth MacFarlane, Max Burkholder, Alanna Ubach, Scott Grimes, Giorgia Whigham, Dana Gould, Marc Jablon, Ian McKellen, JD Cullum, Chris Coppola, Seth MacFarlane, Seth MacFarlane, Dana Gould, Charlene deGuzman, Hannah Murphy, John Jacobs, Walter Murphy, Jeffrey C. Mygatt, Tom Costantino, Tony Orcena, Gail Goldberg, Sheila Jaffe, Stephen J. Lineweaver
Ted
TED is a comedy series; in this episode, Ted and John's plan to enact revenge on the school bully inadvertently puts the ...
TED is a comedy series; in this episode, Ted and John's plan to enact revenge on the school bully inadvertently puts them in a parental role.
language
Use of strong language ('motherf**ker', 'f**k') is accompanied by moderate ('dick', 'cock') and milder terms such as 'shit', 'ass' and 'God'. A character makes the middle finger rude gesture.
sex
A man tells a comic story in which he says he had to masturbate a dog whilst he was a soldier in Vietnam, in order to relieve it from its erection discomfort. There is also an implied humorous reference to urolagnia.
drugs
A teenage boy and his teddy bear friend smoke cannabis from a bong. There are also references to cocaine.
additional issues
Characters make antisemitic and homophobic remarks which are condemned by other characters. There is use of the homophobic word 'queer'. A reference is made to a teenage boy attempting suicide in a comic manner. A bully punches classmates in the stomach and kicks them.
strong language, sex references, drug misuse
Classified Date:
18/11/2024
Use:
Physical Media + VOD/Streaming
language
Use of strong language ('motherf**ker', 'f**k') is accompanied by moderate ('pussy', 'dick') and milder terms such as 'shit', 'tits', 'piss' and 'crap'. There is a slightly obscured use of the middle finger gesture.
sex
Strong sex references include detailed mentions of masturbation and pornographic magazines. A character makes a masturbation hand gesture.
drugs
Teenage characters smoke joints and weed from bongs. There are frequent visual and verbal references to drugs, including to crystal meth, cocaine and crack.
strong sex references, language, drug misuse
Classified Date:
18/11/2024
Use:
Physical Media + VOD/Streaming
language
Use of strong language ('motherf**ker', 'f**k') is accompanied by moderate ('dick', 'cock') and milder terms such as 'shit', 'ass' and 'God'. A character makes the middle finger rude gesture.
sex
A man tells a comic story in which he says he had to masturbate a dog whilst he was a soldier in Vietnam, in order to relieve it from its erection discomfort. There is also an implied humorous reference to urolagnia.
drugs
A teenage boy and his teddy bear friend smoke cannabis from a bong. There are also references to cocaine.
strong language, sex references, crude humour
Classified Date:
18/11/2024
Use:
Physical Media + VOD/Streaming
language
There is strong language (‘f**k’), some of which is used in the sexual sense. Milder bad language includes uses of ‘dick’, ‘shit’, ‘balls’, ‘bastard’, ‘butt’, ‘damn’, ‘hell’, ‘Jesus’, ‘Christ’ and ‘God’.
sex
Two characters attempt to watch a pornographic video, and a third character sees the content accidentally. There is only brief, undetailed sight of performers in the video engaging in sex, but frequent comic verbal references to activities such as masturbation, oral sex, anal sex, fingering, fetishes, orgasms and erotic asphyxiation. A woman reports on receiving a ‘dick pic’.
rude humour
There are comic references to men seeking medical help for damaged genitalia after over-indulging in masturbation.
strong language, sex references, drug misuse.
Classified Date:
18/11/2024
Use:
Physical Media + VOD/Streaming
language
There is strong language ('f**k', 'motherf**ker'), as well as milder terms such as 'ass', 'asshole', 'shit', 'piss', 'damn', 'hell', 'God', 'Jesus' and 'Christ'.
sex
There is sight of erotic drawings featuring a couple in various sexual positions and an image of an erect penis, as well as male genitalia made to look like a sword. There are also crude verbal references to pornography, masturbation and female pubic hair.
drugs
Characters smoke from bongs, and there are also references to crack cocaine and snorting prescription medications.
strong language, sex references, crude humour, drug misuse
Classified Date:
18/11/2024
Use:
Physical Media + VOD/Streaming
language
There is frequent use of strong language (‘f**k’). Milder terms include ‘bitch’, ‘prick’, ‘cock’, ‘dick’, ‘shit’, ‘bullshit’, ‘crap’, ‘ass’ and ‘asshole’.
sex
A high-school teacher has an emotional outburst during class and rants about his difficulty maintaining an erection and his masturbation habits, although the verbal detail is not explicit. Other scenes contain verbal references to fellatio, ‘hand jobs’, ‘climaxing’ and ‘anal’. A man dismisses undergoing psychiatric treatment as paying money to be shown inkblot images of ‘priests with their dicks out’.
drugs
Teenagers and a sentient teddy bear smoke cannabis from a bong. Other scenes contain occasional verbal references to drug misuse.
strong language, sex references
Classified Date:
18/11/2024
Use:
Physical Media + VOD/Streaming
language
Use of strong language ('motherf**ker', 'f**k') is accompanied by moderate ('son of a bitch', 'dick', 'prick', 'hooker') and milder terms such as 'asshole', 'shit', 'Jesus' and 'Christ'.
sex
There are occasional strong comic sex references, such as verbal mentions to pornographic magazines, masturbation and anal sex.
strong sex references, language, drug misuse
Classified Date:
18/11/2024
Use:
Physical Media + VOD/Streaming
language
Use of strong language ('motherf**ker', 'f**k') is accompanied by milder terms such as 'screw', 'dick', 'shit', 'balls', 'damn', 'Jesus' and 'hell'.
sex
There are strong and often crude comic sex references, such as mentions to 'felching', masturbation and 'rimming'. A comic reference is made to a teacher having sex with a student in return for drugs.
drugs
A teenage boy and his teddy bear friend smoke from a bong and there are references to various types of marijuana and the impact they have on smokers. A character offers to share a pill with another.
Classified date18/00/2024
LanguageEnglish
language
Use of strong language ('motherf**ker', 'f**k') is accompanied by moderate ('dick', 'cock') and milder terms such as 'shit', 'ass' and 'God'. A character makes the middle finger rude gesture.
sex
A man tells a comic story in which he says he had to masturbate a dog whilst he was a soldier in Vietnam, in order to relieve it from its erection discomfort. There is also an implied humorous reference to urolagnia.
drugs
A teenage boy and his teddy bear friend smoke cannabis from a bong. There are also references to cocaine.
additional issues
Characters make antisemitic and homophobic remarks which are condemned by other characters. There is use of the homophobic word 'queer'. A reference is made to a teenage boy attempting suicide in a comic manner. A bully punches classmates in the stomach and kicks them.
strong sex references, language, drug misuse
Classified Date:
18/11/2024
Use:
Physical Media + VOD/Streaming
language
Use of strong language ('motherf**ker', 'f**k') is accompanied by moderate ('dick', 'cock') and milder terms such as 'shit', 'ass' and 'God'. A character makes the middle finger rude gesture.
sex
A man tells a comic story in which he says he had to masturbate a dog whilst he was a soldier in Vietnam, in order to relieve it from its erection discomfort. There is also an implied humorous reference to urolagnia.
drugs
A teenage boy and his teddy bear friend smoke cannabis from a bong. There are also references to cocaine.
strong language, sex references, drug misuse
Classified Date:
18/11/2024
Use:
Physical Media + VOD/Streaming
language
Use of strong language ('motherf**ker', 'f**k') is accompanied by moderate ('pussy', 'dick') and milder terms such as 'shit', 'tits', 'piss' and 'crap'. There is a slightly obscured use of the middle finger gesture.
sex
Strong sex references include detailed mentions of masturbation and pornographic magazines. A character makes a masturbation hand gesture.
drugs
Teenage characters smoke joints and weed from bongs. There are frequent visual and verbal references to drugs, including to crystal meth, cocaine and crack.
strong language, sex references, crude humour
Classified Date:
18/11/2024
Use:
Physical Media + VOD/Streaming
language
There is strong language (‘f**k’), some of which is used in the sexual sense. Milder bad language includes uses of ‘dick’, ‘shit’, ‘balls’, ‘bastard’, ‘butt’, ‘damn’, ‘hell’, ‘Jesus’, ‘Christ’ and ‘God’.
sex
Two characters attempt to watch a pornographic video, and a third character sees the content accidentally. There is only brief, undetailed sight of performers in the video engaging in sex, but frequent comic verbal references to activities such as masturbation, oral sex, anal sex, fingering, fetishes, orgasms and erotic asphyxiation. A woman reports on receiving a ‘dick pic’.
rude humour
There are comic references to men seeking medical help for damaged genitalia after over-indulging in masturbation.
strong language, sex references, drug misuse.
Classified Date:
18/11/2024
Use:
Physical Media + VOD/Streaming
language
There is strong language ('f**k', 'motherf**ker'), as well as milder terms such as 'ass', 'asshole', 'shit', 'piss', 'damn', 'hell', 'God', 'Jesus' and 'Christ'.
sex
There is sight of erotic drawings featuring a couple in various sexual positions and an image of an erect penis, as well as male genitalia made to look like a sword. There are also crude verbal references to pornography, masturbation and female pubic hair.
drugs
Characters smoke from bongs, and there are also references to crack cocaine and snorting prescription medications.
strong language, sex references, crude humour, drug misuse
Classified Date:
18/11/2024
Use:
Physical Media + VOD/Streaming
language
There is frequent use of strong language (‘f**k’). Milder terms include ‘bitch’, ‘prick’, ‘cock’, ‘dick’, ‘shit’, ‘bullshit’, ‘crap’, ‘ass’ and ‘asshole’.
sex
A high-school teacher has an emotional outburst during class and rants about his difficulty maintaining an erection and his masturbation habits, although the verbal detail is not explicit. Other scenes contain verbal references to fellatio, ‘hand jobs’, ‘climaxing’ and ‘anal’. A man dismisses undergoing psychiatric treatment as paying money to be shown inkblot images of ‘priests with their dicks out’.
drugs
Teenagers and a sentient teddy bear smoke cannabis from a bong. Other scenes contain occasional verbal references to drug misuse.
strong language, sex references
Classified Date:
18/11/2024
Use:
Physical Media + VOD/Streaming
language
Use of strong language ('motherf**ker', 'f**k') is accompanied by moderate ('son of a bitch', 'dick', 'prick', 'hooker') and milder terms such as 'asshole', 'shit', 'Jesus' and 'Christ'.
sex
There are occasional strong comic sex references, such as verbal mentions to pornographic magazines, masturbation and anal sex.
strong sex references, language, drug misuse
Classified Date:
18/11/2024
Use:
Physical Media + VOD/Streaming
language
Use of strong language ('motherf**ker', 'f**k') is accompanied by milder terms such as 'screw', 'dick', 'shit', 'balls', 'damn', 'Jesus' and 'hell'.
sex
There are strong and often crude comic sex references, such as mentions to 'felching', masturbation and 'rimming'. A comic reference is made to a teacher having sex with a student in return for drugs.
drugs
A teenage boy and his teddy bear friend smoke from a bong and there are references to various types of marijuana and the impact they have on smokers. A character offers to share a pill with another.
Director(s) Seth MacFarlane
Production year2024
Genre(s)Comedy
Approx. running minutes38m
CastSeth MacFarlane, Max Burkholder, Alanna Ubach, Scott Grimes, Giorgia Whigham, Dana Gould, Marc Jablon, Ian McKellen, JD Cullum, Chris Coppola, Seth MacFarlane, Seth MacFarlane, Dana Gould, Charlene deGuzman, Hannah Murphy, John Jacobs, Walter Murphy, Jeffrey C. Mygatt, Tom Costantino, Tony Orcena, Gail Goldberg, Sheila Jaffe, Stephen J. Lineweaver
Classified date18/00/2024
LanguageEnglish