If I Had Legs I'd Kick You

mental health theme, strong language, suicide references
Director(s)Mary Bronstein
Production year2025
Release date20/02/2026
Genre(s)Drama
Approx. running minutes113m
CastRose Byrne, Conan O'Brien, Danielle Macdonald

If I Had Legs I'd Kick You

mental health theme, strong language, suicide references
A stressed mother deals with a succession of catastrophes in her personal and professional life whilst coping with her d ...
A stressed mother deals with a succession of catastrophes in her personal and professional life whilst coping with her daughter’s illness in this US drama.
violence
threat and horror
language
sex
drugs
suicide and self-harm
injury detail
theme
mental health theme, strong language, suicide references
Classified Date:
08/01/2026
Version:
2D
Use:
Cinema
Distributor:
Picturehouse Entertainment
violence
Occasional references to violence occur, including when people discuss a murderer whose crimes appeared in the news.
threat and horror
Some unsettling sequences feature jump scare moments.
language
There is use of strong language ('f**k', 'motherf**ker'), with milder terms including 'slag', 'dick', 'shit', 'bullshit', 'ass', 'asshole', 'butt', 'hell', 'damn', 'God' and 'Jesus Christ'. A middle finger gesture is also used.
sex
There are infrequent mild sex references.
drugs
Brief scenes feature marijuana preparation and misuse, although this is not glamorised. There are references to other drugs including cocaine and MDMA.
suicide and self-harm
A person attempts to take their own life in one sustained sequence.
injury detail
A man suffers a compound fracture after falling from a height, although this is seen without close-up detail. Bloody detail is visible when an animal is run over by a car
theme
People struggle with mental health issues, behaving erratically and sometimes dangerously, and experiencing menacing hallucinations in some sustained sequences. A woman is neglectful of her child whilst suffering from poor mental health, and performs an ill-advised and potentially dangerous medical procedure at home. A young child’s eating disorder is a theme of the film, although this is discreetly and sensitively portrayed.
alcohol and smoking
Characters are shown smoking cigarettes and drinking alcohol.
Classified Date:
17/11/2025
Version:
2D
Use:
Cinema
Distributor:
Picturehouse Entertainment
Classified date08/01/2026
LanguageEnglish
violence
threat and horror
language
sex
drugs
suicide and self-harm
injury detail
theme
Director(s)Mary Bronstein
Production year2025
Release date20/02/2026
Genre(s)Drama
Approx. running minutes113m
CastRose Byrne, Conan O'Brien, Danielle Macdonald
mental health theme, strong language, suicide references
Classified Date:
08/01/2026
Version:
2D
Use:
Cinema
Distributor:
Picturehouse Entertainment
violence
Occasional references to violence occur, including when people discuss a murderer whose crimes appeared in the news.
threat and horror
Some unsettling sequences feature jump scare moments.
language
There is use of strong language ('f**k', 'motherf**ker'), with milder terms including 'slag', 'dick', 'shit', 'bullshit', 'ass', 'asshole', 'butt', 'hell', 'damn', 'God' and 'Jesus Christ'. A middle finger gesture is also used.
sex
There are infrequent mild sex references.
drugs
Brief scenes feature marijuana preparation and misuse, although this is not glamorised. There are references to other drugs including cocaine and MDMA.
suicide and self-harm
A person attempts to take their own life in one sustained sequence.
injury detail
A man suffers a compound fracture after falling from a height, although this is seen without close-up detail. Bloody detail is visible when an animal is run over by a car
theme
People struggle with mental health issues, behaving erratically and sometimes dangerously, and experiencing menacing hallucinations in some sustained sequences. A woman is neglectful of her child whilst suffering from poor mental health, and performs an ill-advised and potentially dangerous medical procedure at home. A young child’s eating disorder is a theme of the film, although this is discreetly and sensitively portrayed.
alcohol and smoking
Characters are shown smoking cigarettes and drinking alcohol.
Classified Date:
17/11/2025
Version:
2D
Use:
Cinema
Distributor:
Picturehouse Entertainment
Classified date08/01/2026
LanguageEnglish